Are You In or Out? (My Version)

The Grand Duke of Owls: I remember a time
When crime was sublime,
There was plenty of loot in the lair.
We'd plunder and pillage,
And ransack a village,
With nary a worry or care!
Then along came Discord
With his soft-hearted dream,
But he ratted us out in the end,
So rally the troops!
We were meant to regroup,
And return to our roots once again!

Are you in or out?
Gotta know without a doubt!
I'm the one you need for a dirty deed,
I'm the best, success is guaranteed!
Are you men or mice?
Take a slice of my advice!
You want a fearless leader, one that's strong and stout?
Better vote for me.
Are you in or out?

Villains: We used to be smart, yes,
Horrendously heartless
In ravaging raids, we were rough
We knew what we had
To be blissfully bad;
Then Discord brought this sensitive stuff!
And we strayed from the path
Of our rigorous wrath;
Now we're taking a bath in the dust!
But we'll reclaim our winnings,
Our humble beginnings,
In turmoil and torture we trust!

Are you in or out?
The Grand Duke of Owls: Double-crossers or devout?
Put your faith in me,
Pretty soon you'll see
I'm the duke of generosity
Villains: Are you foe or friend?
The Grand Duke of Owls: Here's the path I recommend!
You want a ride to fame?
I've got the fastest route;
What's it gonna be?
Are you in or out?

Bushroot: We'll go robbing in all the right places,
Villains: From Equestria dunes to Bali
Megavolt: imagine the fear on their faces
The Liquidator: When we drop by for cookies and tea
The Grand Duke of Owls: Come along, boys!
Follow me!

The Duke and villains: Are you in or out?
The Grand Duke of Owls: If you're with me, give a shout
(Villains: Yeah!) I'll lead you all the way,
Into the glory days,
Negaduck: We'll begin a life of crime that pays!
Quackerjack: Are you out or in?
Make your choice now, sink or swim!
The Grand Duke of Owls: You can stick with me, or stay behind and pout
Villains: What's it gonna be?
The Grand Duke of Owls: Consider carefully.
The Duke and villains: Are you in or out?