Adventure Time with Robin Hood Chapter 5

Meanwhile, Skippy, Sis, Tagalong and their friend, Toby were on their way to the castle.

Toby: Gee, did Robin Hood really give it to you?

Skippy: Yeah, and this is his own hat too.

Toby: Gee, I'd sure like to shoot your bow and arrow.

Tagalong: Let me try it, Skippy.

Skippy: Oh, no, you don't? I'm gonna shoot it first.

Sis: You're pointin' it too high.

Skippy: I'm not either. Watch this. (shoots the arrow right into the Castle Yard)

Toby: Uh-oh. Now you done it.

Sis: Right in Prince John’s backyard.

(Skippy and the others came close to the castle)

Tagalong: Skippy, you can't go in there.

Toby: Yeah. Prince John will chop off your head. (ducks his head) Like this.

Skippy: Oh, I don't care. I gotta get my arrow.

Sis: Wait a minute. Toby might tattle on you.

Skippy: Yeah, Toby. You gotta take the oath.

Toby: An oath?

Tagalong: Put your hand on your heart and cross your eyes.

Skippy: Spiders, snakes and a lizard's head.

Toby: Spiders, snakes and a lizard's head.

Skippy: If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

Toby: (with his head back in his shell) If I tattletale, I'll die till I'm dead.

As Skippy step in the castle yard

Lady Kluck: It's your turn to serve, Marian dear.

Maid Marian: Are you ready, Lady Kluck?

Lady Kluck: Oh, as your lady-in-waiting, I'm waiting.

As Maid Marin and Lady Kluck keep on playing, Skippy found the arrow.

Lady Kluck: I'm getting too old for this.

Maid Marian: Klucky, that was a good shot.

Lady Kluck: You're not bad yourself, dear. Oh, my girdle's killing me.

Then, It fell right into Lady Kluck

Maid Marian: Where is it? Did you lose it?

Lady Kluck: It must be in there someplace.

Maid Marian: Oh, Klucky, you look so silly. Oh, look. There it is behind you. (Discovering Skippy) Oh! Well, hello. Where did you come from?

Skippy: Oh, please don't tell Prince John. Mama said he'll chop off my head.

Maid Marian: Oh, don't be afraid. You've done nothing wrong.

Lady Kluck: Oh, Marian, what a bonny wee bunny.

Maid Marian: Who does this young archer remind you of?

Lady Kluck: Well, upon my word, the notorious Robin Hood.

Maid Marian: That's right. Only Robin Hood wears a hat like that.

Skippy: Yeah, and look at this keen Robin Hood bow.

(Tagalong sneezes)

Lady Kluck: Oh, Marian, don't look around, but I do believe we're surrounded. Oh, mercy!

Sis: He snitched on us.

Maid Marian: It's all right, children. Don't be afraid. Please come here.

Toby: Do you think it's safe?

Tagalong: That's Maid Marian.

Sis: Mama said she's awful nice. Come on!

Tagalong: Hey, you guys, not so fast. Wait for me.

Sis: I told Skippy he was shooting too high.

Maid Marian: I'm so very glad he did. Now I get to meet all of you.

Sis: Gee, you're very beautiful. Are you gonna marry Robin Hood?

Tagalong: Mama said you and Robin Hood are sweethearts.

Maid Marian: Well, um.. You see, that was several years ago before I left for London.

Toby: Did he ever kiss you?

Maid Marian: Well, uh, no. But he carved our initials on this tree. I remember it so well.

Skippy: You gonna have any kids?

Tagalong: Our mom gots a lot of kids.

Maid Marian: Oh, he's probably forgotten all about me.

Skippy: Oh, not Robin Hood. I bet he'll storm the castle gates, fight the guards, rescue ya and drag you off to Sherwood Forest.

Lady Kluck: Now just a moment there, young man. You've forgotten Prince John.

Skippy: That old Prince John don't scare me none.

Toby: (in his shell) I'm scared of Prince John. He's cranky.

Lady Kluck: Ah, ah, ah, ah! I, Prince John, challenge you to a duel. Hey, hey! Take that! And that! And this!

Skippy: Death to tyrants!

Lady Kluck: Och! Och, och!

Sis: Slice him to pieces!

Maid Marian: Oh, save me, my hero. Save me.

(Skippy hits Lady Kluck's leg)

Lady Kluck: Oh! Ouch! That's not fair. Mommy! (sucks her thumb like Prince John)

Sis: That's Prince John, all right. (Laughing)

Skippy: Yahoo! Now I got ya!

Lady Kluck: Och, mercy! Mercy! Oh! Oh, he got me. I'm dying. Oh!

Skippy: Did I hurt you? Huh?

Lady Kluck: No, this is the part where you drag your lady fair off to Sherwood Forest.

Skippy: Come on, lady fair! Let's go!

Maid Marian: Oh, Robin, you're so brave and impetuous. Oh. So this is Sherwood Forest.

Skippy: Yeah, I guess so. Well, now what are we gonna do?

Maid Marian: Well, usually the hero gives his fair lady a kiss.

Skippy: A kiss? Oh, that's sissy stuff.

Maid Marian: Well, if you won't, then I will. (Chuckles and kissed Skippy)

Sis: They're kissing! (Giggling, Laughing and Sighing)




Meanwhile, At Sherwood Forest, Finn and Jake a learning to be archers.

Finn: So, Robin. How do you become an archer?

Robin Hood: It's something you learn from a young age, For as many years of practice and patience.

Jake: No kidding, Man. Can you and Little John show us how it's done?

Robin Hood: So, Johnny boy, Shall we show it to them?

Little John: It's your call, Rob.

Robin Hood: Alright then. Fallas, Watch and learn from the master.

Robin draws his bow and aimed at the target and released and got a bulls eye.

Finn: Wow!

Jake: What a Shot! How'd you do that!?

Robin Hood: Simple, When you draw your bow, It's your own mentor.

Finn: So, If I draw my bow, It's my own teacher?

Robin Hood: That's right, Finn. Now, Let's see you do it.

So, Finnn does exactly as Robin does and got a perfect shot.

Finn: Yes! I did it!

Robin Hood: Bravo, Finn!

Little John: Beginner's luck.

Robin Hood: Jake, Your turn.

Jake shape shift his left hand into a bow and did exactly as Finn and Robin did and also got a perfect shot.

Jake: Alrighty!

Robin Hood: Well done, Jake!

Little John: And nice powers of yours too.

Finn: So, Robin. What do you think we should name our group.

Robin Hood: Finn and Jake, We are a band of Merry Men.

Jake: Sounds good to me.




Meanwhile, At the Lionheart Kingdom, Prince John came up with an evil plot.

Prince John: There must be a way to get rid of Robin Hood!

Sir Hiss: Presenting, The Earl of Lemongrab and Mr. Winkie!

(The Earl of Lemongrab and Mr. Winkie stepped forward)

Prince John: And just what can I do for you two?

Earl of Lemongrab: I have come to seek revenge!

Prince John: Against who may I presume?

Earl of Lemongrab: Finn and Jake of Ooo!

Mr. Winkie: I too along with my gang of Weasels seek our revenge against them as well as he does, Your highness.

Prince John: Indeed, Gentlemen, Allow me to make you a deal. If you help me with my revenge against Robin Hood, I'll help you with your revenge against Finn and Jake.

Mr. Winkie: That can be arranged.

Earl of Lemongrab: Here here!

Prince John: Then we got a deal. (laughs)